Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Grocery Chronicles Continue

"Did you go to Greenlife [grocery store] and return the half & half (it was rotten)? Mrs F asks Mr F this afternoon.

"Yes." Mr F replies.

"Did you promptly buy yourself some jammers (jam filled biscuits)? Mrs F asks jokingly.

nervous laughter

"Did you?!!" Mrs F asks incredulously.

"Yes" Mr F mumbles out guiltily.

"I can't believe you!" Mrs F says with shock.

"You can't go shopping anymore when you're hungry" She concludes.

4 comments:

Haley said...

Sounds like he needs a timeout. To the corner!

So I just watched your video about Oprah, which I found though Heather's blog...sup wit dat, yo...why no video here?

Anywho, I'm with you guys on the whole she's never going to get it thing. She's like so many of us who start off with big plans and enthusiasm but don't know how to/refuse to address the underlying issue.

And you mother is awesome! And I'm not just saying that because she looks kind of shockingly like my mother...seriously, they could be sisters...could I be Cousin Furious, perhaps?

hicktowndiva said...

It's funny how you can predict him so accurately.
I loved the previous post, too.

Mrs Furious said...

Haley,
I'm putting it up here tomorrow. I was getting too much stuff up in one day.


Hicktowndiva,
What can I say?.. he's predictable like that. ;)

Christy said...

He was stressed out that he was going to buy the wrong thing ;)

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