"Did you go to Greenlife [grocery store] and return the half & half (it was rotten)? Mrs F asks Mr F this afternoon.
"Yes." Mr F replies.
"Did you promptly buy yourself some jammers (jam filled biscuits)? Mrs F asks jokingly.
"Did you?!!" Mrs F asks incredulously.
"Yes" Mr F mumbles out guiltily.
"I can't believe you!" Mrs F says with shock.
"You can't go shopping anymore when you're hungry" She concludes.